ღ - DEAD LOCK - ღ

-Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.
-Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
-Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let’s spend the week together.
-Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.
-Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Let’s spend the week together.

-Grandpa (the 1st boss ;) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.
-Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.
-Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together; my wife has cancelled her trip.
-Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.
-Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.

-Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement. 


This is called DEAD LOCK 

ღ - Hmmm... Sounds Better! - ღ

Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is good.. 

but what about? 

having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks. 

sounds better?

ღ - Psychiatrists' Meeting - ღ

A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them got together after to chat about the convention. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems."

Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?"

The other three agreed.

The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."

The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."

The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."

The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret..."