June 11, 2011

ღ - Feel like bugging someone today? - ღ













PUT YOUR SPEAKERS ON THEN MOVE YOUR MOUSE CLOSE TO THE GUY'S HEAD!





xx-- EXACTLY! -- >>



80 yr old man: My 28 yr old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor?



Doctor: Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG... The lion drops dead! 



Old man: That's impossible; someone else must have shot the lion. 



Doctor: MY POINT EXACTLY!