My wife sat on the couch next to me while I was flipping channels.
She asked: "- The What's on TV? "
I said, "- Dust."
And then the fight started ...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for her birthday that was near
She said: "- I want something that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started ...
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So I took her to the rank of gasoline.
... And then the fight started
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After retiring, I went to in order to receive my Social Security benefit. The woman who asked me for my ID to verify my age. I checked my pockets and realized I had left at home. He told his wife he was sorry, but would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said: "- Unbutton your shirt."
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly hair silver.
She said, "- That silver hair on your chest is proof
enough for me 'and she processed my Social Security.
When I got home, I excitedly told what had happened to mywife.
She asked: "- Why do not you dropped your pants You could have gotten disability, too, help .. ".
... then the fight started
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The woman is standing nude, looking in the mirror in the bedroom. She is not happy with what he sees and says to her husband: "- I feel horrible, I look old, fat and ugly. I really need a compliment."
The husband replies, "His vision is most perfect!" Then the fight started ...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason,
took my order first. "- I'll have the steak, medium rare, please."
He asked: "- Are not you worried about Mad Cow"
"- No, she can order."
And then the fight started ...
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The husband returns after a doctor's consultation and wife all
worried, ask him: "- And then, what the doctor told you?"
Suddenly, he replied: "- Starting today, we will not make more love,
I am forbidden to eat anything heavy."
And then the fight started ...
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received this email and my wife heard me laughing
and asked what it was. He said he received a funny thing .
She read. And the fight started ...
