ღ - " How's your day goin' ?" - ღ

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble maker bully biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, meanly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my 

wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, drop a capsule in and sit here watching the arsenic dissolve while stirring it to get my courage up to down it in one gulp. Then some jack-ass shows up and drinks the whole thing!

 But enough about me, how's your day going?"