I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 70).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching someone sitting next to him
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange
& blue - and my dad kept staring at her.
The teen would look over and find my dad staring, every time.
When she'd finally had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything
wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn't choke on
his response - I knew he'd have a good one!
In classic style, he responded without batting an eyelid:
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
