Let’s test the way you think:
thepenisinhermouth.
Did you read
‘the pen is in her mouth’?
Nah... , Same here!
August 20, 2011
♥ - Screw or Swim? - ♥
Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face.
Dave says, "John, what are you so happy for?"
Dave says, "John, what are you so happy for?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me... Tits out to here, Dave. Tits out to here! She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave. She couldn't swim!"
The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face. Dave says, "What are you happy about today John?"
"Well Dave... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blonde came up to me... Tits out to here, Dave. Tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said, 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave! She couldn't swim!"
"Well Dave... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blonde came up to me... Tits out to here, Dave. Tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said, 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave! She couldn't swim!"
A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there cryin' over a beer.
Dave says, "John, what are you so sad for?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... Tits WAY out to here, Dave. Tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out... Much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said 'It's either screw or swim!' She pulled down her pants and.....
Dave says, "John, what are you so sad for?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... Tits WAY out to here, Dave. Tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out... Much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said 'It's either screw or swim!' She pulled down her pants and.....
She had a dick, Dave! She had this great BIG dick! ... And I can't swim Dave! I can't swim!"
xx-- The Gospel... According to Kids -- >>
Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
Moses died before he ever reached Canada.
Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told
his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
David fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people
who lived in Biblical times.
Solomon, one of David's sons had 300 wives
and 700 porcupines.
Mary and Joseph flew to Egypt. Their pilot's name was Ponchus.
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate
contraption.
St. John, the blacksmith, dumped water on his head.
The people who followed the Lord were
called the 12 decibels.
One of the opossums was St. Matthew
who was also a taxi man.
St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy
acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
A Christian should have only one spouse.
This is called monotony.
Moses died before he ever reached Canada.
Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told
his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
David fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people
who lived in Biblical times.
Solomon, one of David's sons had 300 wives
and 700 porcupines.
Mary and Joseph flew to Egypt. Their pilot's name was Ponchus.
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate
contraption.
St. John, the blacksmith, dumped water on his head.
The people who followed the Lord were
called the 12 decibels.
One of the opossums was St. Matthew
who was also a taxi man.
St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy
acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
A Christian should have only one spouse.
This is called monotony.
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