August 20, 2011

xx-- The Gospel... According to Kids -- >>




Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.

Moses died before he ever reached Canada.

Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told
his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

David fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people
who lived in Biblical times.

Solomon, one of David's sons had 300 wives 
and 700 porcupines.

Mary and Joseph flew to Egypt. Their pilot's name was Ponchus.

Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate
contraption.

St. John, the blacksmith, dumped water on his head.

The people who followed the Lord were 
called the 12 decibels.

One of the opossums was St. Matthew
who was also a taxi man.

St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy
acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

A Christian should have only one spouse.
This is called monotony.


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