♥ - " And then the fight started ... " - ♥

My wife sat on the couch next to me while I was flipping channels.
She asked: "- The What's on TV? " 
I said, "- Dust." 
And then the fight started ...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for her birthday that was near 
She said: "- I want something that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds." 
I bought her a scale. 
And then the fight started ...
 
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. 
So I took her to the rank of gasoline. 
... And then the fight started
 
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After retiring, I went to in order to receive my Social Security benefit. The woman who asked me for my ID to verify my age. I checked my pockets and realized I had left at home. He told his wife he was sorry, but would have to go home and come back later. 
The woman said: "- Unbutton your shirt." 
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly hair  silver.
She said, "- That silver hair on your chest is proof 
enough for me 'and she processed my Social Security. 
When I got home, I excitedly told what had happened to mywife.
She asked: "- Why do not you dropped your pants You could have gotten disability, too, help .. ". 
... then the fight started
 
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The woman is standing nude, looking in the mirror in the bedroom. She is not happy with what he sees and says to her husband: "- I feel horrible, I look old, fat and ugly. I really need a compliment." 
The husband replies, "His vision is most perfect!" Then the fight started ...
 
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, 
took my order first. "- I'll have the steak, medium rare, please." 
He asked: "- Are not you worried about Mad Cow" 
"- No, she can order." 
And then the fight started ...
 
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   The husband returns after a doctor's consultation and wife all 
  worried, ask him: "- And then, what the doctor told you?" 
  Suddenly, he replied: "- Starting today, we will not make more love,
 I am forbidden to eat anything heavy." 
  And then the fight started ... 
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 received this email and my wife heard me laughing 
and asked what it was. He said he received a funny thing .
 She read. And the fight started ...